2016简单的春节英语手抄报:春节英语笑话

发布时间:2017-02-22  编辑:cgf 手机版

   每逢春节来临,家家户户都燃起鞭炮,放起礼花,辞旧迎新,释放一年的快乐。我当然也不例外,过足了放鞭炮的瘾。回忆起童年放鞭炮来,别有一番滋味在心头。以下是语文迷网小编整理的春节英语手抄报资料,希望喜欢^^

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  My Spring Festival

  Last year's Spring Festival is special. My uncle and my aunt came back from Shanghai. My family were very happy to spend the Spring Festival with them. And it was the most exciting festival of all the festivals.

  On New Year's Eve,my father and my uncle talked about their work together. My mum did some cooking with my aunt. Grandparents and I watched the New Year TV programmes. At about six o’clock, we had a special family dinner. We all thought the dumplings were delicious.

  On the first day of the New Year, we visited our relatives. In the afternoon,we went shopping in Jiefang Road. My uncle bought some Jay's CDs. He likes Jay’s music very much. There were so many people on the road. It was more alive than any other time of a year.

  On the second and the third days,we spent a wonderful weekend in the country. There were much bigger trees than in the city. And the animals were more beautiful than in the city. We all enjoyed ourselves.

  I had an interesting Spring Festival. How about you?

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  关于春节的英语笑话

  01.:how long will the next bus be?

  b:it's about 45 feet.

  这是玩得文字游戏。用中文就没劲了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

  02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?

  b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

  怎么样啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在吗?

  03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

  shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.

  customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.

  04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.

  patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.

  你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了

  病人: 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。

  05.the company's mission to eat nian fan

  this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

  翻译:

  在公司吃团年饭

  今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时,经理酒醉,入厕呕吐,恰逢一男职员正小解,经理怒曰:说好不喝了怎么还倒酒?男闻声急停,不料憋出个屁来,经理大怒:妈的!谁又开了一瓶?

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